He Comes: Animated text screw-up script

So everyone loves the corrupt appearance of Z̹̍ͣ̌a͚̝̮̝̎͞l̞͚̣̣ͭ͐̌͒̒gͬ͆҉̣͎̹̤̱̳̮o͖̣̱̺͔̰͆͜ͅ ̨̤̎́͊̉͒ť̬̯͚̞̕e̷̺̫̝̱̩̯̓̀͑͛̽̆x̼̹̰t̃̂̃ͫ̍̄͂, right? But what about something a little more fun, like.... animated Zalgo text!